Spyke, I am the elderly person who is more talented than you...:)

Heheh, I'll be the on the expert slope "Kid sitting in middle of trail, waiting for medical attention" LMAO

I'm the kid on the leash.

I don't actually ride I just use my super-cool gear and snowboard lingo to pick up hawties in the lodge

putting a fake cast on your arm or leg will make the hawties melt...

haha this is the best thing i have ever seen...and phatman & baker542...that is freakin hilarious! i could definitely see that happening.... and if you really want to top off your getup you should go to a tanning booth with goggles and a beanie get your fake goggle tan on... shredder chicks dig the goggle tan ;) haha

the key to picking up snowboard hawties is to have a buddy watch as you handflex board right outside the door then say something to him making it appear as if you are talking about the board as you not so carefully position it against the windows so you can see it at all times

wait what? haha im confused...

yeah I'm lost too ... :-D

am I the only one that whips his dick out at the lodge and goes trawling for ass?